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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
# W2 O, R# @. u. ~( i/ ?! C* P/ k. \( x7 B 前台小姐:“Hello.”
Z1 S3 r" J9 y. ?. o 老外:“Hi.”
. A6 J% i8 l" h4 L5 @& k 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”! r; s o9 z& M- v/ E- w$ J
老外:“Can you speak english?”
- g! w! ]4 L$ J% i 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
5 e+ Z, W8 t9 r/ W/ [ 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”# c7 [6 h8 G; e, t: ~! }
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
9 N1 ?3 K$ M* q7 [, \& c 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
, X" t# Z- a' p* N- _3 b5 ] 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
) q: i& V: l. L8 f) M5 V. W 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
" ~+ e+ |7 j( b 前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” |
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