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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子: J5 U2 l- a# D3 K0 }7 \' M
If you don';t, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子 |: e2 U) d5 ~- Z7 J: \
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗8 u" E3 K$ ?1 i" e5 O6 E
If you don';t, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋
/ e/ E& h) B6 ]1 p1 ?% _6 C& ^ If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎3 z) _: c4 g; l Z6 |% x: i4 n" A
If you don';t, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人
, n+ n/ b- }" Y. [) R If you make romance, you are an ';experienced man'; 太浪漫，疑你老练
7 J$ o! i; ^. r2 n- Y# ]$ _: f If you don';t you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足6 P& g6 \* C& E8 D+ }- @- W; t* c3 T
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦
" @9 }5 \- D# q1 N; |2 ` If you don';t, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳
. H- p2 H% U" [( Y9 E$ O* H# x" X* x If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心8 W6 E- s8 k; p) s" c U7 Y% t
If you don';t, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼
7 e5 z( l$ j, r" b If you are jealous, she says it';s bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘9 j3 W. }! e R- y9 d9 M
If you don';t , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱
A2 b( X$ B! X0 K# N If you attempt a romance, she says you didn';t respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重
- j# ]% E7 P' y3 E& A( } If you don';t, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠
6 ?2 z& \+ x1 l: D. C If you are a minute late, she complains it';s hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦# X; t5 w& W( I( P8 G4 n! [2 E
If she is late, she says that';s a girl';s way 她晚了，女孩特权
+ T) w0 ~6 y/ Q5 }, A& t$ D2 x If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落
: H' X! o# o+ J! g+ D4 ]/ ~ If she is visited by another, ';oh it';s natural, we are girls'; 她聚会，天性其乐- Y7 H; g3 a9 w6 w
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡2 G4 `# r% {0 u6 q
If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占
4 J" j8 }, u6 E5 F3 O. `1 t If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾9 Y: |' ~. o; ~0 O* ]9 d
If you do, she thinks it';s just one of the man';s tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段! C9 Z9 x1 b5 T' W& I
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情" Y1 f V( u8 U' A/ \, p% k/ l
If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝, t* f# `; o# q; S* h
If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听
3 ~1 ]4 q7 } j% }7 R% Q If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言
7 L+ ^2 M8 Y+ ~; ^5 r Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'; 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？
S% ?" W6 x' Y2 z& a! h5 u So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁
: R, r* ~4 V( }! l8 k So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强
, h1 J# `% U& @9 f So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰* H6 ?+ |4 b" g: i: y0 L
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？
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