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I hate Mondays. 我讨厌星期一。(梦魇日的开始) 5 P+ Y9 n: W; O* n
Poky,cover me. I’m going in. 波基,掩护我。我要行动了。(老板问起,就说我见客户去了。) 4 }* V5 m- h+ U5 D+ l, G! y* p4 A+ M( ]
Trying to avoid your duties,huh? 竟然想逃避责任。(错过大单子,被老板K。) * Q2 A, }' W5 B7 h: W- j
I make a point to get it good everyday. 我每天都是吃不了兜着走的。(再错过大单子,小心我让你吃不了兜着走。)
h& f+ o1 k9 d9 d# pHow shall I outwit you this time? 我这回该怎么戏弄你呢?(老板怎么了,照样有办法对付你。) 5 y& j) |% a) d% d, p' ]# u
It’s a liver flavored. 这可是猪肝口味呀。(你家猫儿子最喜欢吃什么呀?) $ {% k& }! h5 Y/ T1 N3 ~
That’s even nicer.! 那个更是不错!(我家猫儿子更喜欢Pizza。)
7 @2 j7 }: s3 X5 n3 y3 YJump back. Kiss myself. 搞定。真佩服我自己。(每个人都应该相信自己。)
8 D4 C% _* @8 k, A z% SShe is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。(这位MM是新同事?名花有主否?) : c1 B; s7 h* S# T3 h/ v6 g" W
Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you’ve had a crush on her since high school. 可怜虫先生,你从高中开始就被她迷得神魂颠倒了。(我痴心不改。)
+ C" L$ G. v! \3 hWould you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with me life?你能不能把他约出来,好让她直截了当地拒绝你,然后咱们继续自己的生活?(是时候行动了。)
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