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昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:( e* _% C8 {+ B& K
前台小姐:“Hello.”
3 m4 ~% M7 }7 T% Q$ h, v老外:“Hi.”( Q& S( g; i, N# o# P. `, V
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”$ R6 o- B$ L: p" c
老外:“Can you speak english?”+ ^' J$ {8 m3 M1 h5 ^- {8 ]7 k
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
6 ~2 ]: B9 I9 G5 g% ^8 K3 o老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”4 _5 U5 z8 l1 A" j) x
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
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9 p x9 K" S# p# _+ v5 h5 [& W8 ~老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
; Q' E7 E, z- q前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
% D6 q }; s" K6 K0 |& L* o' ^老外:“I want to speak to your head.”/ b% r$ Q/ Z+ g, Z
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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