一个前台小姐的超强暴笑八级英语

淑沁

本文要求一定英语水平，绝对搞笑！纯粹中国式“土产英语”
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　　　昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：
$ p7 ~/ M7 c% }. Y9 P' v6 `0 `8 g　　　前台小姐：“Hello.”
0 E- u) F5 A( w3 }　　　老外：“Hi.”
( C) ~( `; Q. v' {4 r: e　　　前台小姐：“You have what thing？”
/ v/ q5 `- [' T+ q　　　老外：“Can you speak english？”
. `5 D" c9 t+ d  S0 f8 K　　　前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”
7 ?9 A3 O* n9 Y/ J$ D+ v. q" M  j　　　老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
　　　前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
　　　老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
　　　前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”
7 ~" x/ Z2 @6 |+ V  k( X' h! A: d　　　老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
& C& {, u. }7 t% k1 g3 i) p　　　前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
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nsync520

看不懂！！！
9 B* A- x% @9 [) f+ Q   替我老婆抢沙发！！！

心随茹动

哈哈

胖蝈蝈

好搞笑，我希望这里说英文的人多点

淑沁

汗哦...居然有人看不懂还敢抢沙发....咳咳.........
) J$ k: ?0 L( m. H/ ~7 G* Q' Q% MI WANT TO SPEAK ENGLISH TOO,BUT MY ENGLISH IS NOT VERY WELL ....SO .....

nsync520

下面引用由淑沁在 2004/10/22 11:57pm 发表的内容：
汗哦...居然有人看不懂还敢抢沙发....咳咳.........
3 [% A- g' ~4 s3 O0 N$ }4 Z) ~I WANT TO SPEAK ENGLISH TOO,BUT MY ENGLISH IS NOT VERY WELL ....SO .....

我替我老婆抢的！！！

胖蝈蝈

I study TOEFL. I will be student abroad.So I think that my English is good.

淑沁

下面引用由nsync520在 2004/10/22 11:58pm 发表的内容：
我替我老婆抢的！！！

咳咳....居然还振振有辞.......PFPF....

nsync520

下面引用由淑沁在 2004/10/22 11:59pm 发表的内容：
咳咳....居然还振振有辞.......PFPF....

呵呵！要的要的！！！

淑沁

下面引用由胖蝈蝈在 2004/10/22 11:59pm 发表的内容：
I study TOEFL. I will be student abroad.So I think that my English is good.

羡慕的说....I WANT TO BE ABROAD TOO ,BUT I HAVEN';T CHANCE......