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本文要求一定英语水平,绝对搞笑!纯粹中国式“土产英语”6 F1 v6 y% x: b9 {
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8 V7 Y: Q* C( C) B8 A3 p 昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
" m9 ~2 _: E6 n% V+ A 前台小姐:“Hello.”
9 ?" S- l) @+ r3 z% [: N, _7 ?+ \' V* X 老外:“Hi.”
( c% l1 j, X7 ? 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
, z: M" J R& K: U A) D 老外:“Can you speak english?”
( h- z o/ i/ a. G! O, K/ o/ Y 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”" P5 r: O; R7 t& P
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”* q U4 h/ c+ U3 @! p4 R" x
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”7 v6 Y8 D7 B4 r6 [# ~! g
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”# g, P2 z. X7 \% s& l: N& R
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”5 ]+ Q( V9 a9 C w) p
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”( p* s5 G# ^ B1 a2 ^4 U8 Z
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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