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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子
9 F4 `$ R- Y& a! x% _ If you don';t, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子, w* N# k$ J( s( o' l& h% C
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗5 s' V- t* s+ p0 s
If you don';t, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋
5 B) |' N; j: [9 [2 C If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎( g) z( t6 f n; A
If you don';t, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人, ] h& V7 p1 N
If you make romance, you are an ';experienced man'; 太浪漫，疑你老练9 M* A' m8 G6 }+ _/ ]( N
If you don';t you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足
- l" X+ o* I$ L1 z, U If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦. i$ T9 C" x6 z- n
If you don';t, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳
7 e8 m { r5 H/ f3 r If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心
: {" S- U* p4 b' H# ]: Q If you don';t, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼
% k4 a( k+ O" R9 b2 S$ q0 e0 ]# ] If you are jealous, she says it';s bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘
6 g6 n; D1 g6 _4 Z If you don';t , she thinks you do not love her 大度点，说你不爱6 T) g1 ~9 G* Z3 S5 ]6 h: s
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn';t respect her 求欢吧，不够尊重; i4 N9 l$ V7 t+ x0 m! u3 C9 A" d6 K" e
If you don';t, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不够爱宠& }. G# L. J8 q8 A3 w% H
If you are a minute late, she complains it';s hard to wait 你晚了，她等得烦
) }& i6 `. P8 h) c If she is late, she says that';s a girl';s way 她晚了，女孩特权
& n# s# ^: x" F% v' n d If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel 你访友，是你堕落
. f n' w6 a w, _ If she is visited by another, ';oh it';s natural, we are girls'; 她聚会，天性其乐# t$ e0 |6 u& Y) G" n
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 少亲她，你太冷淡
. l2 x2 _" _& u) ?( I$ M+ p If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage 老亲她，便宜你占8 F S# [5 J1 ?" E! X
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics 过街不管，道德有缺憾3 d/ X' G- d) j2 K2 i9 M L
If you do, she thinks it';s just one of the man';s tactics 领着她走，男人耍手段. t' ]5 k) H9 h7 t
If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting 你看别人，是挑逗风情
/ N) o' Q( V+ Q6 t! Z# q1 Q If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 别人看她， 是仰慕佳绝
q2 D; I" u; d0 p% l If you talk, she wants you to listen 你要说话，它让你听: M: {: ?& j9 {* x
If you listen, she wants you to talk 洗耳恭听，她逼你开言* }9 k+ |0 }: P$ |0 O/ Z
Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'; 上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？
4 e2 R: K9 ]: w+ c: W; P4 C So simple, yet so complex 简简繁繁/ g8 M9 ^4 B3 _
So weak, yet so powerful 弱弱强强
' c1 c ~) |" ?' w( Y So confusing, yet so desirable 我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰6 L5 a' @- y- e9 f( b
"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" 上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？
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