静静聆听茹茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:28:34

《转载》对英语感兴趣不感兴趣的都进来看看吧

1. we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之, 不知为不 知...
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子打地洞
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过, 不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不 要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

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lideking 发表于 2007-10-21 21:37:56

houzi67 这也叫英语啊```
坐个沙发先``

静静聆听茹茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:40:52

自己坐个自己的板凳
中式英语,呵呵houzi72

小井-静茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:42:03

哇靠。现在的年轻人一个比一个有才。houzi48 houzi48

lideking 发表于 2007-10-21 21:42:34

虽然是搞笑的没什么好说``
但是,里面的还有拼错的呢``houzi73 不知道我有没有看错``

小井-静茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:44:13

忽略忽略。忽略掉。houzi09

lideking 发表于 2007-10-21 21:45:53

好的好的```
老外看到这英语一定蒙了``
赶紧回外国去重新学习英语``

静静聆听茹茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:50:19

让他们也瞧瞧他们自己的英语不好学呀,顺便教教他们什么叫创新houzi67
中国的素质教育

小井-静茹 发表于 2007-10-21 21:52:22

现在开始流行中国话了。
全世界都在学中国话。孔夫子的话越来越国际化。houzi43 好听。

lideking 发表于 2007-10-21 21:54:20

还算可以```
虽然我语文那些么,好歹现在也不用学了``
一提英语就伤心``明天还要听写,交作文``houzi83
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